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01 July 2011 @ 09:20 am
 
Drabblematic - Taken from aaa_mazing. Makes me want to spend all day playing with it. It's sad that I can almost see Brian and Justin doing this...


To Freshly Climb

Justin and Brian were celebrating an old Valentine's Day together. Justin had cooked a blue dinner and they ate in the shower by candlelight.

"My darling," Brian said, stroking Justin's toe, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Justin. "It is but a hot token of my ugly love."

Justin opened the box. Inside was a small plant! He gazed at it sexily. Then he gazed at Brian sexily. "It's gaudy," Justin said. "Come here and let me climb you."

Just then, a juicy crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like the dog that shat in his shoes. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a public voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.

Brian read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."

They stared at each other slowly as the crone cackled some more. Justin's bellybutton began to tremble. Then Brian shrugged, pulled out a bed, and hit the crone on her neck. She fell over dead.

"Problem solved!" Justin said and kissed Brian softly. "This is a safe Valentine's Day!"

They loudly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.

And then they climbed each other all night long.

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aaa_mazing: laughaaa_mazing on July 1st, 2011 04:18 pm (UTC)
And then they climbed each other all night long. - What a happy end!
LMAO:))))
MissTeacakes: showermissteacakes on July 1st, 2011 05:13 pm (UTC)
Yup. And I love how they apparently do do just about anything in the shower. ^_^