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12 August 2008 @ 02:01 pm
There's a list of Things That Should Never be Musicals. I've run into one in my quest for more info on Greek climate/terrain.

Achilles in Skyros as a musical. Only changed. So that you sit there, dumbfounded, between laughing and just being horrified. Basically, in this version, he grew up in Skyros, and honestly thinks he's a girl. Eventually Patroclus shows up with a friend who's apparently engaged to Deidama; she manages to ward the guy off, and they leave. But Patroclus has fallen in love with "Pyrrha" and comes back, and breaks into the musical number "Feeling Things". At which point Achilles shows up, and he can't stand it anymore and gropes "Pyrrha". And has to break it to Achilles that he's a guy.

In the end, Deidama reveals that she's pregnant with Achilles' kid. But Achilles decides that he would rather go fight so that he can be with Patroclus. Who he really loves (and is also in love with him). I guess it sort of works out in the end?

And Phoenix is really gay.

I promise that if you watch this, your brain will shut down, and you'll just be sitting there with your mouth open in disbelief.

Anyway, I have actually been writing. So don't worry.

Current Mood: scaredscared
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MissTeacakes: darkmercurymissteacakes on September 17th, 2008 10:42 pm (UTC)
Yeah. I have a small collection of Princess Tutu icons. He and Ahiru (uh...Duck) are one of my few het OTPs.

And about one of your other comments: Yeah, we rock. I actually used to RP as Schuldig, so I have a special attachment to him.